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atheistforums 

A website claiming to represent free speech and fairness for Atheists and everyone else but they will insult you and then ban you at the first chance they can get. The first chance usually occurs after you start disagreeing with them, and proving them wrong in everything they believe in.

A large portion of the forum populace have never been on a date in their lives, and therefore they will try to grovel before a female administrator called "smartmarzipan". Due to smartmarizpan's low self esteem, and the other users stroking her ego so they can get some Internet pussy, she will usually barge into your discussions with a bitchy attitude, going off on irrelevant points, and then finally locking the thread when you have proved her wrong in front of everyone and she has a temper tantrum.

Despite claiming to believe in a secular world for everyone, the users at atheistforums.com also have an odd obsession with Muslims, and they believe that even though it's ok to bash on Christians 24/7, anyone criticizing Islam needs to be closely monitored and possibly banned in the future. They staunchly believe that anyone insulting Muslims are "bigots" - despite the fact that they bash on Christians all the time, they do not feel the same rules apply to them. They believe it's OK to attack Christians, but Muslims should be left alone, and anyone criticizing Muslims are "racist" - despite the fact that Muslims are not a RACE.
Me: I think we should openly criticize Islam more for it's oppression of minorities, subjugation of women, and violence towards the outside world.

AtheistForums.com User: OMG NO!! You are a right wing conservative bigot who is just like Hitler!!! You are racist, you don't belong in this country!!!

Me: But Muslims aren't a race. You guys are Atheists and you call out Christians for the bad things they do. Don't you agree we should call out Muslims for the bad things they do? As an Atheist myself, I believe we should criticize ALL religions.

AtheistForums.com User: Umm, no.... Alright that's it. You are racist and we're banning you for trolling and being a bigot!! You are such a piece of shit, goodbye troll!!

Me, after seeing that I'm banned: What a bunch of hypocritical losers.....
atheistforums by pyromagnet July 6, 2012

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026