asyrum

a toxic concoction; usually consisting of a purple colored syrup and a small dosing of the antidote (intended to build up a resistance slowly over time to the poisonous effects). among many symptoms of the drink, an intense delirium is the most addictive. not available commercially, only known recipe circulates underground and is usually only mixed by professional chemists.

in an advantageous attempt to trick her aggressor, the bartender served up a strong asyrum.

asyrum by za design January 28, 2011

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The Asylum

The Asylum is a movie studio operating out of Hollywood, California, that specializes in producing low budget, direct-to-dvd pictures similar to SyFy Orginals. Many of these movies tend to be an attempt to capitalize on the success of larger films, using similar names as a marketing tactic. For example Snakes on a Plane becoming Snakes on a Train.

In order to keep with a timely release schedule and turn a profit, the production cycle is typically four months from an idea to the finished product. As a result, a typical Asylum movie features extremely poor acting, CGI made with Adobe After Effects, a script that could be written in the time one spends on the toilet, and very choppy direction. However, these B-films can be a good way to kill an afternoon when you have nothing else to do.

What? Casting a third rate B-movie actor and a washed up Playboy model? That's gotta be a movie by The Asylum.

The Asylum by Jman457 May 15, 2011