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asymsexual 

A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.

Also called Asymptotic Sexual.
Because of her stance on marriage and sex, Dana won't have sex with her boyfriend, but she will do just about everything else. She is asymsexual.
asymsexual by ProfessorOtter December 1, 2013
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Asiosexual 

being sexually or romantically attracted precisely to Asians while not feeling forms of attraction towards other ethnicities.
"isn't that guy hot?"

"I don't think so, I'm asiosexual."
Asiosexual by clover99 April 7, 2015

anysexual 

One who’s sexual preference is not limited to man or woman or both. Targets include dinosaurs, rocks, fish, plankton, and balloons.
Chad is such an ANYSEXUAL, he humped a penguin pillow last week.
anysexual by Malacoda March 8, 2005

anysexual 

One who feels compelled to have sexual relations with any object under the sun (sun included).
Matt: go fuck a rock
Bob: I will
Matt: you anysexual!
Bob: if you have a problem with it I will fuck you too
anysexual by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014

Adamsexual 

A guy/girl who gives blowjobs to chicken nuggets.
Dang That guys eats those nuggets like a real Adamsexual

Ashsexual 

When you love Ashleigh Lewis no matter your sexuality
I think I might be “Ashsexual” Like damn Ashleigh is fine as FUCK😳🥵
Ashsexual by Ashesfall May 30, 2020

Ashsexual 

A sexuality for he person known as ash. The flag for this sexuality is a failed math test.
Damn bro i feel real ashsexual right now
Ashsexual by xdET July 9, 2021
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