assticipation 

Taking action in preparation of flatulence (farting). Such actions include, but are not limited to: leaning to one side (to create a clear path for said flatulence), an abrupt pause in conversation by farting party, grimacing, etc.

Matt: "Bryan, what the hell are you doing?"
Phil: "Assticipation"
Bryan: *poot*

assticipation by bry-guy April 6, 2008

anticipation dump 

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.

"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

anticipation dump by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

anticipation bottle 

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.

"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

anticipation bottle by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006

anticipation 

The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.

I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!

anticipation by Don Howard August 5, 2006

Anticipation High 

The high you get when you are about to use a drug. Not an actual high, but a feeling of being high before you get high. Similar to a contact high. Can make the police think you are high when they pull you over, but you were simply looking forward to getting high.

"Dude, did you smoke up before i got here?"

"Nah man, it's just an anticipation high."

Anticipation High by Chosen Sloth March 25, 2010

Door lock anticipation 

That brief period between when the driver gets in the car and when he unlocks the passenger door for a friend waiting to get into the car.

The passenger often tries to open the door a few times before it is actually unlocked. Sometimes the attempts to open the door and the actual unlocking of it coincide, and the attempt negates the unlocking.

Hey, keep your door lock anticipation under control! Quit trying to open the door until I unlock it!

Door lock anticipation by cindy whatever September 1, 2005

Anticipation boner 

The boner you get when anticipating something sexy, or sex itself. Can be a major headache if the anticipated sexual event does not occur.

I saw the new show, "How to look good naked", and got a huge anticipation boner, but was very disappointed when I saw no actual nudity and a gay prick running his mouth for 30 minutes.

Anticipation boner by njriv April 7, 2010