assthroat 

An informal noun. A mouth that behaves like an anus. Used to describe a woman's (or man's) mouth whose fellatio feels like anal copulation. All negative connotations to the anus may be attached, such as: fecal matter, foul odor, homosexuality, etc...

Yo, that bitch had an assthroat; that shit felt good. - The only assthroat here is you, nigga; your story is straight-up bullshit.

assthroat by "Dan" the Man July 10, 2010

Assthroat 

The soars you get in your throat from eating old black man booty

Tabitha went to the doctor to get some antibiotics for her assthroat

Assthroat by Daddylongdick105 August 31, 2020

assturbation 

To pleasure the anal cavity of oneself with the intent of sexual gratification.

I really wanted to go down on her last night, but when I got home she was in the middle of an assturbation session to the new Justin Timberlake video.

assturbation by decamel August 28, 2013

Assturbate 

To bring oneself to orgasm by various acts of anal-simulation.

Vanilla masturbation doesn't work for me anymore, now the only way I can cum is if I assturbate.

Assturbate by Tenshin_ April 7, 2016

Assturbation 

Masturbation focused on pleasuring the butt, whether it be by massage or insertion.

Wow, this banana is frozen rock solid. I'm gonna have a good assturbation session tonight!

Assturbation by Twiggins Q. Neugebauer June 20, 2011

assturbation 

Masturbation restricted to the ass region. Usually performed by placing dildos, buttplugs, fingers, toothbrushes, or whatever else may be handy into the anal cavity. Lube is optional but highly recommended.

Suzy had never considered assturbation until she overheard Julie talking to Maria about shoving a 9 inch vibrator up her ass while fantasizing about Tom (Suzys dad).

assturbation by mindrape November 16, 2005

assthrax 

1. What happens to your ass the morning after a night of binge drinking.

2. General illness involving one's ass.

1) Dude, I've got one serious case of assthrax.

2) Man, my bum is on fire. It must be the assthrax.

3) Chipotle is rowdy. I think I've got the assthrax.

assthrax by Morning News February 12, 2008