assparp 

This is the deepest section of the colon, which is joined with the asspip, and combines with the assperp, and asspipe to release feces. Ex (from outer to inner): Asspipe, Assperp, Asspip, and then Assparp.

I tried to shit but it was all the way up in the 'parp and it wouldn't come out.

assparp by PipPipePerpParp January 7, 2005

Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008

assparka 

A derogatory term based on the term asshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify ass<clothing item>ness. Use sparingly.

This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.

Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.

assparka by Xplotos October 19, 2008

assparade 

Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.

Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.

Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!

assparade by El Jock January 30, 2007

Asspapsmear 

Probing a woman's ass with tongue, finger or wang, akin to a doctor performing a papsmear.

After her gyno appointment the wife wasn't in the mood for romance until I began performing an Asspapsmear add

Asspapsmear by NSAssman July 2, 2016

assparty 

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

assparty by sam October 27, 2003

assparade 

website for buttlovers, or big butt lovers, here you can see some big butt pornstars like, tushy flower,naomi,caroline...

hmmm, they're some really nice asses on assparade...

assparade by blitzz September 14, 2007