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This is the deepest section of the colon, which is joined with the asspip, and combines with the assperp, and asspipe to release feces. Ex (from outer to inner): Asspipe, Assperp, Asspip, and then Assparp.
I tried to shit but it was all the way up in the 'parp and it wouldn't come out.
assparp by PipPipePerpParp January 7, 2005
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Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008
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assparka 

A derogatory term based on the term asshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify ass<clothing item>ness. Use sparingly.

This term is currently being trademarked by Xplotos of Deathwing. Please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. MLA or Chicago format only.

Gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. From what I understand, an assload is greater than a shitton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. Thus bsd > assload > shitton.
Xplotos: YOU SIR, ARE AN ASSPARKA.
assparka by Xplotos October 19, 2008

assparade 

Once known as Buttparade; this seemingly simple idea has exploded into the most awesome erotic fantasy known by any badonk-a-donk lover. Assparade is one of many Bang Bros. productions. Watch for D. sanchez and his fucked up hand.
Nadnerb: Dude! I just had an ultimate Fi-Fi when I saw Flower squirt on Assparade.

Jock: Yea, I saw that episode! That filthy ho squirts on the camera lens and then licks it clean!
assparade by El Jock January 30, 2007

Asspapsmear 

Probing a woman's ass with tongue, finger or wang, akin to a doctor performing a papsmear.
After her gyno appointment the wife wasn't in the mood for romance until I began performing an Asspapsmear add
Asspapsmear by NSAssman July 2, 2016

assparty 

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex
assparty by sam October 27, 2003

assparade 

website for buttlovers, or big butt lovers, here you can see some big butt pornstars like, tushy flower,naomi,caroline...
hmmm, they're some really nice asses on assparade...
assparade by blitzz September 14, 2007
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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