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An assnub, is someone who sucks really really hard. and i mean really really hard!

its history dates back to the begining of time, or before that.

As all through time there has been assnubs.
Look at Brad, he sucks so much he is an assnub.
assnub by Random guy you dont know December 9, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
An all-purpose term used to refer to a person who is irritating or otherwise. It is more colorful than traditional names, and is generally less offensive, so it is often used teasingly.

Interchangeable with such terms as: dipshit, fuckwad, etc.
Teeny is such an assnut.

I'm not being an assnut. You're just inferior.
Assnut by DeifyKenJennings November 16, 2004
Related Words
Just all in all another way to call someone a dumbass
Man Jack is a real Assnut!

What an Assnut!
Assnut by J-J-Jay-remy March 26, 2010
a derogatory term used to make fun of someone when u cant think of anything else to say
DAMN IT BOBBY U ASSNUT how did u ace that test
ASSNUT by ydub October 4, 2004

assnugget 

Not related to ass nugget, this is a clever insult noun to talk about someone who really pisses you off, or is just not well liked in general.
Joe is an assnugget. Keep the fuck away from him.

You wallhacking assnugget!

Screw you assnuggets, I've got better things to do.
assnugget by fsgaasshhddddgxddx December 31, 2004

Assnugget 

That guy who keeps stealing old lady Wilson's Social Security Check is such an assnugget
Assnugget by JUSTAGUY August 26, 2013
The testicles that descend from one's anus.
Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.
assnuts by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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