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asshole bag 

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a medium sized paper or plastic bag that fast food places keep dropped food. The food they dropped gets served to people being an asshole or rude customers., - hence the word asshole bag.
you are being a asshole at mc donalds and they put dropped burger on your bread or fries that they swept up and serve it to you from the asshole bag.
asshole bag by John Gallie March 6, 2008
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garbage bag asshole 

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Term describing the anus of a promiscuous homosexual male.
Damn, bro ... that bitch I brought home from Maneuver's last night had such a garbage bag asshole that I had to squeeze the ass cheeks around my cock so I could feel anything.

Smashed Bag of Assholes

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1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
Smashed Bag of Assholes by 4tuna August 23, 2014

Bag of Assholes 

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1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell
That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!
Bag of Assholes by william braski November 22, 2006

Bag of Assholes 

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To describe a situation in wich it is extremely dark. Pitch black.
"Dam Geena, its darker than a bag of assholes in here! turn the light on!"
Bag of Assholes by spotty Mcgee February 12, 2006

Uglier than a bag of assholes 

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Less attractive than ugly. Smack you in your face ugly. Make you wonder why ugly. When someone just takes ugly to a whole new level.
Dude! Have you seen his new girlfriend?! That chick is uglier than a bag of assholes!

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

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Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
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