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Ass Turtle

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"
Ass Turtle by Dosoboi October 12, 2019

Turtle Ass 

A person, typically male, who wants to get drunk every weekend and thinks that country music is the shit. Most people who dislike the turtle ass usually hang out with them because they are from a remote city where the population is outnumbered by the amount of live stock. When you see a turtle ass, call him a turtle ass. Don't pass up the opportunity.
Turtle Ass by Chris P. Jackson November 13, 2011

sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
sea turtle ass by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021

kiss that turtle ass