ass steam 

When you get fucked up the ass hardcore and it causes so much friction that your rectum begins to steam.

Dude, I fucked Candi up the ass so hard last night and she was blowing ass steam EVERYWHERE!

ass steam by Curtrick May 29, 2008

Amazon Steam Shack (ASS) 

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.

AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

Amazon Steam Shack (ASS) by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011

ass steamer 

When you are eating ass outside during the winter, and when you stop for a breath, you notice steam coming off the asshole 'cause you got it so hot.

Luke gave Brooke a wicked ass steamer in the hot tub.

ass steamer by PookumsDot December 19, 2019

Steamed Ass 

Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.

"Steve was a real steamed ass today."

"I felt like a steamed ass today."

Steamed Ass by relic_season April 7, 2020

seamus-ass a'hole 

a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.

a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.

seamus-ass a'hole by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019