ass piper 

a very ugly person that has a pipe up there ass. it is illegal to be an ass piper in all 50 states but one. the one state that does allow it is Alaska. but hey sarah palin is the major there so what did u expect??? an ass piper is normally a male. with brown gay ass emo hair. but he doesnt look very emo he just looks like a douche. most ass pipers live in alaska because its legal. if you do happen to encounter an ass piper just throw snow at it and it will wine and walk away if you do not have snow available just find the closest object available for throwing and throw it at the ass piper if you follow these instructions you will be safe from the ass piper. :)

the douche looking brett kid over there looks like an ass piper we have to throw snow at him to stay safe.

the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.

ass piper by awesomenessinabox February 18, 2010

piper on their ass 

A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.

I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...

piper on their ass by Cnlefae May 14, 2017

ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass

When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!

ass paper by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

Ass Paper by Karim17 June 22, 2016

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

Ass Paper by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Ass Paper

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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

Ass Paper by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

eat my ass paper 

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

eat my ass paper by ChrisD June 11, 2006