ass paralysis

noun, plural: ass paralyses
1. (Psychopathology). The inability to perform significant action due to the debilitating presence of magnificent ass
"C'mon Private! That leg injury ain't that bad!"
"It's not that, Colonel... It's Sgt. Courtney's ASS!"
"Awwww sheit. Pvt. Johnson's got ass paralysis!"
by ieatwhenimbored April 25, 2016
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