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When mayo is used as a lubricant during anal penetration and the anus is not cleaned properly then the mayo shall rot, and maggots will form within the anus.

Jack used mayo as a lubricant on John's misshapen, disgusting, ghastly, revolting, repulsive, and nauseating ass as he proceeded to anal fuck him quite modestly. The mayo became trapped within his anal cavity and was never fully cleaned out thus causing the mayo to rot, and maggots began to form within John's feeble anus. John screamed out in frustration, "ass mayo!"

ass mayo by Johhny Whiplash June 4, 2009

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Mayo Ass

an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise

that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass

Mayo Ass by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008

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Ass mayonnaise

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time

Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.

Ass mayonnaise by Thugamus November 1, 2018

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mayonnaise ass

The slimy feeling between your butt checks when a man is done unloading in it.

Rick came over, now I have mayonnaise ass.

mayonnaise ass by Boner Bungalow May 6, 2018

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mayonaisse ass

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

I got the mayonaisse ass

mayonaisse ass by mickeyfinnmickey August 9, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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