ass mayo

When mayo is used as a lubricant during anal penetration and the anus is not cleaned properly then the mayo shall rot, and maggots will form within the anus.

Jack used mayo as a lubricant on John's misshapen, disgusting, ghastly, revolting, repulsive, and nauseating ass as he proceeded to anal fuck him quite modestly. The mayo became trapped within his anal cavity and was never fully cleaned out thus causing the mayo to rot, and maggots began to form within John's feeble anus. John screamed out in frustration, "ass mayo!"

ass mayo by Johhny Whiplash June 4, 2009

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Mayo Ass

an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise

that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass

Mayo Ass by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008

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Ass mayonnaise

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time

Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.

Ass mayonnaise by Thugamus November 1, 2018

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mayonnaise ass

The slimy feeling between your butt checks when a man is done unloading in it.

Rick came over, now I have mayonnaise ass.

mayonnaise ass by Boner Bungalow May 6, 2018

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mayonaisse ass

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

I got the mayonaisse ass

mayonaisse ass by mickeyfinnmickey August 9, 2019

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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