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When mayo is used as a lubricant during anal penetration and the anus is not cleaned properly then the mayo shall rot, and maggots will form within the anus.
Jack used mayo as a lubricant on John's misshapen, disgusting, ghastly, revolting, repulsive, and nauseating ass as he proceeded to anal fuck him quite modestly. The mayo became trapped within his anal cavity and was never fully cleaned out thus causing the mayo to rot, and maggots began to form within John's feeble anus. John screamed out in frustration, "ass mayo!"
ass mayo by Johhny Whiplash June 4, 2009
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an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise
that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass
Mayo Ass by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008

Ass mayonnaise 

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time
Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.
Ass mayonnaise by Thugamus November 1, 2018

mayonnaise ass 

The slimy feeling between your butt checks when a man is done unloading in it.
Rick came over, now I have mayonnaise ass.

mayonaisse ass 

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026