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When mayo is used as a lubricant during anal penetration and the anus is not cleaned properly then the mayo shall rot, and maggots will form within the anus.
Jack used mayo as a lubricant on John's misshapen, disgusting, ghastly, revolting, repulsive, and nauseating ass as he proceeded to anal fuck him quite modestly. The mayo became trapped within his anal cavity and was never fully cleaned out thus causing the mayo to rot, and maggots began to form within John's feeble anus. John screamed out in frustration, "ass mayo!"
ass mayo by Johhny Whiplash June 4, 2009
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an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise
that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass
Mayo Ass by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008

Ass mayonnaise 

The currtled cum from a gangbang that comes from an ass after being held for long amounts of time
Thugamus had a hard time cleaning the ass mayonnaise up after the gangbang last tuesday.
Ass mayonnaise by Thugamus November 1, 2018

mayonnaise ass 

The slimy feeling between your butt checks when a man is done unloading in it.
Rick came over, now I have mayonnaise ass.

mayonaisse ass 

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004