Ass Kraken 

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....

Ass Kraken by Shins. March 2, 2011

Ass Kraken 

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure

Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line

Ass Kraken by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015

ass kraken 

1. The opposite of a Kraken.

2. One who follows another endlessly, and does not think for himself. This person usually copies another, for the sole objective of being accepted into a gorup of people. They are scum.

3. Faisal.

Patrick: "Faisal, your such a fucking Ass Kraken."

Faisal: "Good Game."

Patrick: "Stop mimicking Todd."

Faisal: (waves hand)"What the fuck" (2 seconds later..)
"Hey Beeej" (he has targeted another person.)

ass kraken by FragOnaRag June 5, 2003

ass kraken 

Its sort of what PJ does to his mother. It involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like AGUHHHHHHH!! Like a kraken.

Oh damn! PJ give me that asskraken! Ohh yes!

ass kraken by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004