Ass Kraken 

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....

Ass Kraken by Shins. March 2, 2011

Ass Kraken 

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure

Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line

Ass Kraken by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015

ass kraken 

1. The opposite of a Kraken.

2. One who follows another endlessly, and does not think for himself. This person usually copies another, for the sole objective of being accepted into a gorup of people. They are scum.

3. Faisal.

Patrick: "Faisal, your such a fucking Ass Kraken."

Faisal: "Good Game."

Patrick: "Stop mimicking Todd."

Faisal: (waves hand)"What the fuck" (2 seconds later..)
"Hey Beeej" (he has targeted another person.)

ass kraken by FragOnaRag June 5, 2003

ass kraken 

Its sort of what PJ does to his mother. It involves both legs of the female wrapped around the other person (the dude), with hardcore-style pelvic thrusts from both people, who make a sound like AGUHHHHHHH!! Like a kraken.

Oh damn! PJ give me that asskraken! Ohh yes!

ass kraken by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003