ass cancel 

An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.

Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.

Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap

"Nice one, man! You totally got a fierce ass cancel on that coke bottle girl's ass!

ass cancel by HonkoftheHill October 19, 2010

Ass Cancer 

Ass cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or ass cancer) are very common among gay men. That is a fact.

Ass Cancer by Medical School October 18, 2019

Ass cancer 

Cancer of the ass, usually caused by sitting on your ass for long periods of time. Many RuneScape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. People known with ass cancer: Telmomarques, No Excuses, Fredmcgarry, and Rens.

Ass cancer stages:

Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days

Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus

Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.

Did you hear about Telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.

Ass cancer by Evil Exit August 29, 2010

T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer 

The disease you get when you have anal. There is no way of avoiding this, condoms and birth control are useless. If you get T.A.C. you will have to get both of you but cheeks surgically removed with a chain saw.

Mrs. STD- don’t have butt sex kids or you will get T.A.C.

Kids- what’s T.A.C.
Mrs. STD- I’m glad you asked Tina, it’s terminal ass cancer. As you can see I am missing both of my butt cheeks, I bet can you imagine why

Kids- You had T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer

T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer by Gaygaygaygaybitch5 June 8, 2019

Ass cancer 

a person who keeps following you around

I seem to have developed a strange growth on my ass... my summer student is an ass cancer.

Ass cancer by Weppelmann February 16, 2006

ass cancer 

A particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. Most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. Also known as butt AIDS.

Group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of TV, playing video games. Suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.) "Ahhhh! Who did that? It'[s awful!"
"Sorry, dude. I've got a bad case of ass cancer today."

ass cancer by Spalding Smails April 15, 2008

Ass cancer 

Cancer of the ass

Terence im blessing you with ass cancer, iv just farted by the way

Ass cancer by Alex Broadbent July 11, 2006