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ass bling 

The rhinestones, studs, gems and other shiny jewel-like decorations on the back pockets and general ass area of a woman's jeans or pants.
Check out Linda, she is sporting some major ass bling with those new jeans.

It looks like Julie went a little overboard with her bedazzler, she must have 5 pounds of ass bling on those jeans.

Remember when women wore jeans that really complimented a nice ass? Nowadays you need to look through a wall of ass bling to check out a woman's butt.
ass bling by Father Tyme January 11, 2014
Words you can keep

ur ass cheeks being clapped 

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

being an ass

Doing rotten things to others...just because you can.
My boss made decisions that negatively effected everyone but him...he was being an ass.
being an ass by Rambler25 December 24, 2013

Carlos Being a whole ass fucking bitch 

idk maybe like in 20 mins or something like that” its means when my dumbass bitch ass bestfriend goes to sleep mf early and leaves all alone. A bitch.
AYO Carlos being a whole ass fucking bitch rn

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass

Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.
That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.
Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass by PolonColon November 24, 2018
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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