ass baton
A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
ass baton by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013
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ass bacon
1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
ass bacon by Trav's party July 2, 2006
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Ass Bacon
unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Ass Bacon by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
Bacon Ass Ho
Bacon Ass Ho by Kristaline September 25, 2009
Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese
When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.
Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"
Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"
Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011
bacon-up that ass
bacon-up that ass by Phluffhead October 25, 2005
bacon in your ass
bacon in your ass by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019
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