Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.
"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."
by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019
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Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
by ARCAD3 May 30, 2023
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