derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.

She was cute but she has asian pubes.

Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
by TinoFett June 9, 2006
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