The excuse or alibi given when a spouse or significant other is confronted with why their email address or other user information is on the AshleyMadison.com hack list of 39 million registered users.
Usually contains references to a dark plot, somebody hacking somebody somewhere, somehow, "bots", the dark Web and a misplaced penis that has now shrunken smaller than the credit card they used for a paid membership.
Usually contains references to a dark plot, somebody hacking somebody somewhere, somehow, "bots", the dark Web and a misplaced penis that has now shrunken smaller than the credit card they used for a paid membership.
When confronted, he sputtered out his Ashlibi: "I don't know how my email got on that list. It must be an evil plot against me. Just like that STD we got from the toilet seat."
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