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The excuse or alibi given when a spouse or significant other is confronted with why their email address or other user information is on the AshleyMadison.com hack list of 39 million registered users.

Usually contains references to a dark plot, somebody hacking somebody somewhere, somehow, "bots", the dark Web and a misplaced penis that has now shrunken smaller than the credit card they used for a paid membership.

When confronted, he sputtered out his Ashlibi: "I don't know how my email got on that list. It must be an evil plot against me. Just like that STD we got from the toilet seat."

ashlibi by Cyber Barbie October 10, 2015

Words you can keep

ashlified

adj. to make oneself the most beautiful him/herself has ever been.

We must go out, lets get ashlified for all the boys!

ashlified by matthew connolly April 6, 2004

Related Words

ashlibi • ashlieisfruity • ashlified • Ashlii • Ashli Babbit • ashli babbitt

ashlieisfruity

Obviously they’re fruity 🙄 Anyway’s I love their content and it always tends to put a smile on my face whenever I feel down 😍 So like yeah they’re the best person ever 🤞😏

-Lucockmoth 😏

Who’s @ashlieisfruity?

Obviously the best person on the planet 🤔

ashlieisfruity by Lucockmoth November 21, 2021

ashlieisfruity

Who’s @ashlieisfruity?

Obviously the best person on the planet 🤔

ashlieisfruity by Lucockmoth November 21, 2021

ashlieisfruity

Obviously they’re fruity 🙄 Anyway’s I love their content and it always tends to put a smile on my face whenever I feel down 😍 So like yeah they’re the best person ever 🤞😏

-Lucockmoth 🙄

Who’s @ashlieisfruity?

Obviously the best person on the planet 🤔

ashlieisfruity by Lucockmoth November 21, 2021

ashlieisfruity

They’re so pretty (and fruity 😳) You’d want to fly all the way to the other side of the planet just to see them. They’re also like the best person in the world and their content is so cool 🤞🙄

Who’s @ashlieisfruity?

You should really get to know them like they’re so awesome 😍

ashlieisfruity by Lucockmoth November 21, 2021

Ashlified

kriszkross trying to become an ashley using this username!

kris is now Ashlified

Ashlified by anonymous January 11, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026