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ashley cole 

A name used to describe somebody who is only motivated by money. They will throw all their toys out of their pram when they have been caught doing something that they shouldn't have been doing. A cheap man's David Beckham.
Guy 1: Dude, I found out that you porked my missus. I have photographic evidence. I want to put it all in the past though - you are a mate after all.

Guy 2: WTF??!! OMG!! That's so fucking typical of you. How dare you hang me out to dry like this!! I thought you were my friend? I FUCKING HATE YOU. *boo hoo hoo*

Guy 1: Stop being such an Ashley Cole.
ashley cole by teh trevmeistaar September 10, 2006
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Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS) 

Even though you have an attractive wife, you often have sexual intercourse with less attractive women.
I can't believe Arnie slept with his maid, he has bad Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS).

Ashley Colebrooke 

Starred as the man behind the tuskan raider outfit in the starwars trilogy.
suffered a back injury during a maraud raid and failed to complete his dream goal of being a tuskan raider in starwars episode two.
reported skulking the streets of wellington, making tuskan raider sounds.
" ohh man, lets go make ashley colebrooke sounds, HOOOOOOOTHOoTOoHTOoTHoOTHoOTT
Ashley Colebrooke by butch March 29, 2005

Ashlee Cole 

A girl that only hangs out with 2 people. A real big bitch that is very ugly and has a lot of style but can loose some weight. Very bitchy to anybody that trys to talk to her. Is not easy and would do anything just to keep he lover from going onto a new girl.
Guy: Hey Ashlee Cole
Ashlee Cole: What nigga, i hate u what do u want?
Guy: Woww ur a big bitch. I hate u!!
Ashlee Cole: Aww why thank u. That is the nicest thing that anybody has said to me <3
Ashlee Cole by Beautiful357 January 8, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026