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1. Extended version for ASAP, when the possibility is not taken into account literally. And the other person can reply or respond to it as and when they like.

2. With a sarcastic tone.

3. Texting your crush, who ignores you altogether.
Phone rings and after a while stops ringing, i.e. You have a missed call from XYZ.

Text from XYZ: Hey, There is something not very URGENT, please call back ASAYL
asayl by Modi.fied February 19, 2017
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Asal is a caring and, loving girl. She would do anything for her loved ones. Super cool! Full of great humour. Lives for the night. Doesn’t express her feelings and emotions to a lot of people. Rarely. Shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is the coolest person you will ever meet. She doesn’t make a lot of close eye contact with random people. Though when she does look into your eyes it feels like your looking into the most unique and extraordinary eyes. When it sparkles in the sun you will notice a thousands of colours. That will melt your heart.
Kimberly: Hey wanna go to the party?
Logan: Sure! Let’s ask Asal if she would like to come too.
Asal by Lumpy potatoe24 January 3, 2018
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asayl • Asayla • Asaylah • Asal • akayla • asael • akayl • Asala • aayla • asayc
She is my Asaysia.
Asaysia by Kenshin June 18, 2017

Assylum seeker 

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.
Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!
Assylum seeker by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
Awesome to talk to and will always warm your heart
Why do you smile every time you talk about akayl
Akayl by Makayla I love you May 31, 2020
Ashyla is a beautiful girl that is fun to be around, she’s very funny,she may have a lil anger problems but she’s very smart and she has a huge heart and is a great girlfriend/friend anybody would be lucky to have a Ashyla in their life.
Ashyla is so funny .
ashyla by Ashyla October 20, 2019

The Asylum 

The Asylum is a movie studio operating out of Hollywood, California, that specializes in producing low budget, direct-to-dvd pictures similar to SyFy Orginals. Many of these movies tend to be an attempt to capitalize on the success of larger films, using similar names as a marketing tactic. For example Snakes on a Plane becoming Snakes on a Train.

In order to keep with a timely release schedule and turn a profit, the production cycle is typically four months from an idea to the finished product. As a result, a typical Asylum movie features extremely poor acting, CGI made with Adobe After Effects, a script that could be written in the time one spends on the toilet, and very choppy direction. However, these B-films can be a good way to kill an afternoon when you have nothing else to do.
What? Casting a third rate B-movie actor and a washed up Playboy model? That's gotta be a movie by The Asylum.
The Asylum by Jman457 May 15, 2011
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