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armpiture 

The result of teenage girls taking a "sexy" picture of themselves with their arm stretched out but then the armpit becomes part of the picture
Q: "Like omg, did you see my new myspace pic?"

A: "Yeah, really nice armpiture. Maybe you should shave and wipe the deodorberries off next time. How sexy!"

armpiture by Loudmouth Lisa February 26, 2009

armature 

A word used when one cannot spell "amateur".
Eg. Denver: Those guys are armatures, they can't jack off, blow niggas and give midgets handjobs simultaneously like I do.
Dallas: Yeah maynne, they is armatures.
armature by GoatVomit January 23, 2014

armpitties 

When a girl is on her back naked and her titties fall to the side and reach her arm pits
I hooked up with girl last night she an an amazing ass but the worst set of armpitties.
armpitties by ilovemtndew March 31, 2014
Word of the Day on April 12, 2014

Artiture 

Exquisitely designed, hand painted or inlaid furniture that usually serves as the focal piece in interior design.
That side table makes for good artiture.
Artiture by mMzQ May 24, 2017

Armpitties 

Breasts (male or female) that originate from the armpit region instead of the chest where they should be. Not limited to folds under the arm- often times, the areola will be there too. Occurs on older big women, natural asymmetries and botched boob jobs.
Bryon: "Dang, that girl has armpitties!"
Kim: "And that's why she can't put her arms down!"
Armpitties by Partners in crime June 16, 2016

Armpitcheg

Someone who always smells of bio due to their inability to use deodorant or shave is an armpitcheg
Ew Steph smells so bad today. She must be an armpitcheg
Armpitcheg by Greenstepson January 28, 2018

Armature 

And elite home-style chef that enjoys all types of cooking. Usually better than any Sonny at anytime
Did you see Ron's post, he must be armature.
Armature by Ronimc421 March 10, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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