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armpiture

The result of teenage girls taking a "sexy" picture of themselves with their arm stretched out but then the armpit becomes part of the picture
Q: "Like omg, did you see my new myspace pic?"

A: "Yeah, really nice armpiture. Maybe you should shave and wipe the deodorberries off next time. How sexy!"
by Loudmouth Lisa February 26, 2009
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armature

A word used when one cannot spell "amateur".
Eg. Denver: Those guys are armatures, they can't jack off, blow niggas and give midgets handjobs simultaneously like I do.
Dallas: Yeah maynne, they is armatures.
by GoatVomit January 23, 2014
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armpitties

When a girl is on her back naked and her titties fall to the side and reach her arm pits
I hooked up with girl last night she an an amazing ass but the worst set of armpitties.
by ilovemtndew March 31, 2014
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Artiture

Exquisitely designed, hand painted or inlaid furniture that usually serves as the focal piece in interior design.
That side table makes for good artiture.
by mMzQ May 24, 2017
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Armpitties

Breasts (male or female) that originate from the armpit region instead of the chest where they should be. Not limited to folds under the arm- often times, the areola will be there too. Occurs on older big women, natural asymmetries and botched boob jobs.
Bryon: "Dang, that girl has armpitties!"
Kim: "And that's why she can't put her arms down!"
by Partners in crime June 16, 2016
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Armpitcheg

Someone who always smells of bio due to their inability to use deodorant or shave is an armpitcheg
Ew Steph smells so bad today. She must be an armpitcheg
by Greenstepson January 28, 2018
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Armature

And elite home-style chef that enjoys all types of cooking. Usually better than any Sonny at anytime
Did you see Ron's post, he must be armature.
by Ronimc421 March 10, 2020
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