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A total jackass, one who enters a party and is completely rejected by every girl there, and still thinks he's the shit. The antithesis of a player, the opposite of one who "spits game." An arknard is generally a useless prick.
Look at those arknards, at the frat with no ladies around them, but still laughing at dane cook jokes from 4 years ago and making fun of the other guys who actually have game at the party just out of jealousy.
Arknard by Irene456 October 24, 2009
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when an aardvark gets itself into an awkward situation.
-mrs read walks in on arthur the aardvark masturbating-

arthur: urm...
mum: well this is arkward.
arkward by gii. November 22, 2009
Related Words

arknarked 

combining 'arked' and 'narked' together;
means realy pissed off at a person or object and is pronouced= ark-nark-d
gosh man im really arknarked
arknarked by shox_1517 September 3, 2007
Another word for Awkward

To be uncomfortable in a situaion. Also could say Awkward, but Arkward is the proper spelling of the word.
Trevor- Dude, i wanna fuck you.
Peter- Man this is Arkward.
Arkward by maneater2008 December 20, 2008

Arkward Silence

The moment in conversation after someone says something wack/irrelvant/strange/TMI or when the chat dies out
"Dude,that surf boards rad!"

"Yeah,it uses that latest W1 technology making it aerodynamic and has Ya-rish features"

*Arkward Silence*
Arkward Silence by Lumissa September 28, 2008
A slang word to express discomfort in a social setting and is usually whispered under your breath.
*walking down the street*
*someone waves in your direction and you smile and wave back*
*that someone walks past you to hug the real person they were waving at*
*your face drops and you whisper under your breath “Arkward”*
Arkward by cory1234 June 28, 2018
My bro/my guy

Created by Liam Holloway 2020
Yes my fuckin arknar
Arknar by Arknar September 5, 2021