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A total jackass, one who enters a party and is completely rejected by every girl there, and still thinks he's the shit. The antithesis of a player, the opposite of one who "spits game." An arknard is generally a useless prick.
Look at those arknards, at the frat with no ladies around them, but still laughing at dane cook jokes from 4 years ago and making fun of the other guys who actually have game at the party just out of jealousy.
Arknard by Irene456 October 24, 2009
Words you can keep
when an aardvark gets itself into an awkward situation.
-mrs read walks in on arthur the aardvark masturbating-

arthur: urm...
mum: well this is arkward.
arkward by gii. November 22, 2009
Related Words

arknarked 

combining 'arked' and 'narked' together;
means realy pissed off at a person or object and is pronouced= ark-nark-d
gosh man im really arknarked
arknarked by shox_1517 September 3, 2007
Another word for Awkward

To be uncomfortable in a situaion. Also could say Awkward, but Arkward is the proper spelling of the word.
Trevor- Dude, i wanna fuck you.
Peter- Man this is Arkward.
Arkward by maneater2008 December 20, 2008

Arkward Silence

The moment in conversation after someone says something wack/irrelvant/strange/TMI or when the chat dies out
"Dude,that surf boards rad!"

"Yeah,it uses that latest W1 technology making it aerodynamic and has Ya-rish features"

*Arkward Silence*
Arkward Silence by Lumissa September 28, 2008
A slang word to express discomfort in a social setting and is usually whispered under your breath.
*walking down the street*
*someone waves in your direction and you smile and wave back*
*that someone walks past you to hug the real person they were waving at*
*your face drops and you whisper under your breath “Arkward”*
Arkward by cory1234 June 28, 2018
My bro/my guy

Created by Liam Holloway 2020
Yes my fuckin arknar
Arknar by Arknar September 5, 2021
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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