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Arkansased 

1. Shooting a duck while it's sitting on the water or a pheasant while it's on the ground.

2. Getting hit really hard.
1. Zeke Arkansased the mallard after it landed on the lake.
2. Beth was almost Arkansased by a car while crossing the street.
Arkansased by Westside T October 30, 2015
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Arkansased 

Pronounced Ar-kan-sawed

To be obviously murdered but officials and the news report the case as a suicide. Often these strange occurances are linked to powerful politicians.
"I heard a member of their cabinet committed suicide?"

"Yeah, he shot himself in the back with a shotgun then hanged himself from a tree with his arms tied behind his back."
"Oh, they Arkansased him?"

arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!
arkansas christmas cookie by Ttboy888 February 13, 2017

theory of relativity in arkansas

theory of relativity in arkansas is everybody is related

the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas

Arkansas Fishing rod

The act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans dickhole
Did Jenny real give Jim an Arkansas Fishing rod. Yeah heard he couldn't pee for 3 days.
Arkansas Fishing rod by Dspice October 20, 2016

Arkansas River 

The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayakingin North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.
Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado."

Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."
Arkansas River by da Chetster March 7, 2009

Arkansas Barking Spider 

To pass gas, Fart
joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
Arkansas Barking Spider by handymanCT December 17, 2009
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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