aquaponic 

adjective; a plant growing technology dependent on the naturally occurring symbiotic relationship between fish and plants, living and growing, in a water circulating soilless sytem contained within a controled environment/facility.

generally speaking, aquaponics is a chemical free, natural process; therefore the produce can be labeled organic.

that aquaponic facility produces tilapia, lettuce and peppers.

aquaponic by bioponic world foundation February 16, 2014

aquaholic 

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.

We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.

aquaholic by Vinny March 1, 2005

Aquagenic Urticaria 

An extremely rare allergy to water that effects only a handful of people around the world. Symptoms include getting hives, burning, or itching sensations after making contact with water, or even their own sweat and tears. Drinking water can cause shortness of breath.

God bless people with Aquagenic Urticaria. It shows just how fortunate we really are.

Aquagenic Urticaria by Randomkid2222 April 24, 2011

Aquasnicker 

The action of wetting something with water (H2O)

Rohan you just aquasnickered my jacket!

Aquasnicker by Empio Master February 26, 2021

Aquaholic 

One addicted to the sea

You go to the beach all the time you aquaholic.

Aquaholic by oceansole621 March 28, 2015

aquafornication 

When a romantically-involved couple bump uglies while watching large trash barges pass by on the Tennessee River. It is custom that said couple enjoy a dining experience together at a locally owned restaurant located on the riverfront prior to coitus.

Server at restaurant: “Those two have been sucking face since they got here, and of course they requested that table closest to the river! Aquafornication disgusts me...”

aquafornication by Zveiquaun March 11, 2019

Aquapenis

Function: noun
Etymology: Latin

Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.

The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.

Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.

Not to be confused with shrinkage.

An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.

Mary: Hey Tom...Would you like to fuck me in this large body of water?
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.

Aquapenis by OneLostChapter December 8, 2005