applebite 

n. 1. A most random compound word
2. A particularily nasty wound caused by an encounter with angry, seed-bearing fruit of the variety "Malus domestica"

1. "Jeff! Random word!" -- "...Applebite!"
2. "I'm all out of topical analgesic and this applebite is really starting to itch."

applebite by Mirth May 17, 2006

has the appetite 

Someone has an appetite or desire for something but not the stomach to deal with the stressors to achieve their desire.

Joe has the appetite to hold office, but not the stomach to take the personal attacks!

has the appetite by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

Applelitionist 

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".

After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.

Applelitionist by Snarcitz September 22, 2012

The Applebee's Rule 

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.

Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?

The Applebee's Rule by Noiren October 21, 2018

AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's

"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."

AppleBee's Boy by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016

appletite 

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.

apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!

appletite by francescah November 9, 2013

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ 

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.

Bro, I could really go for some Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™ by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020