Anti-theft Bike 

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

Anti-theft Bike by man of many mans December 14, 2023

Millennial Anti-Theft Device 

A manual transmission, since manual transmissions, aka stick shifts, are rare to the point where many millennials do not know how to drive stick shift vehicles, thus making it impossible for a millennial to steal a car with a stick shift.

This vehicle is equipped with a millennial anti-theft device.

Millennial Anti-Theft Device by ResponsibleDrinker31 January 23, 2023

The anti-theft

You can it off as many times as you want by claiming in explicit terms you are the guy.

Hym Iam "I invented artificial intelligence and it looks like the anti-theft went off in response to thoughts I was thinking. Probably turn that off as quickly as possible."

The anti-theft by Hym Iam March 17, 2026

Antithetits 

The opposite of tits, so terrible or awful. Pretty much the worst thing ever.

We got into a car accident and then our house burned down. Tonight is the antithetits.

Antithetits by Spiff176 August 18, 2010

Antithetical Rizz 

Being able to rizz up seemingly anyone but the people you actually want to rizz

Person 1: I hear that Angel, Taylor, and Kris all have a thing for you
Person 2: oh.....but I like Casey
Person 1: Well Casey is probably into you too
Person 2: I shoot my shot and was turned down
Person 1: Wow you really have antithetical rizz

Antithetical Rizz by who??????????? February 13, 2023

antithetical

Contradictory; achieving antithesis; containing opposites. Honestly, a word that people only use when they want to seem smart.

It rained all night the day I left, the weather it was dry,
the sun so hot, I froze to death

(Oh Susanna!)

Wow, that song is antithetical.

antithetical by Imwy June 19, 2017

antitheft 

A nigga that BUYS shit and GIVES it to someone cuz he a nice ass nigga

Carl:*hmm ima be nice and buy this nigga somthing*
*A few minutes later*
Carl:hey cute ass I got you something.
Billy bob:aw you didn’t have to
Carl:YEA TF I DID NIGGA I THOUGHT OF YOU BITCH.
Billy bob:ok nigga daum over here trynna be an ANTITHEFT n shit

antitheft by Hyles midnite February 23, 2019