The most chill, genuine, academically-focused, classy, and tolerant
school in the D.C. metro area. Too classy to be callin' out other all-boys schools using urbandictionary. Unlike most private D.C. MD and VA schools,
Abbey Boys have no reason to pretend they are "gangsta" because they are "gangsta." It's NE. Not Potomac or NW. The fact that St. Anselm's has a "rep" at all is phenomenal considering that there are only about 130 students in the high
school. About half are intelligent and reserved, whereas the other students are intelligent, social, and party animals. All are good to the ladies (in more ways than one) and eventually get into the college of their choice. Although some tend to be socially and sexually inactive/awkward in high
school, come college, all Abbey Alumni blossom into sex gods. They
will marry your high
school girlfriend and be your boss in fifteen years. You'll see...
Abbey
Boy: Hey babe, you wanna dance?
NCS girl: Where do you go to
school?
Abbey
Boy: St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Oh.
Abbey Boy: No no no no. Not St. Alban's. St. Anselm's.
NCS girl: Fuck me. Now.