Anselbation 

To talk about Ansel Adams like he is the only photographer in the world. To be a jackass and pretend you know everything

"Im going to shoot this photo just like Ansel Adams!"
"Oh will you just stop anselbating already!"

- "Joe went to half dome to shoot, confirming anselbation"

Anselbation by Sofia B Dixon May 11, 2008

analbation 

A sexual act where a man sticks is cock into a womans ass, and then reaches into her vagina, grabs hold of his cock through her vaginal tissue and masturbates until ejaculation

Last night, I was having anal sex with my girlfriend but couldn't get off, so I tried analbation

analbation by Harryb85 January 5, 2008

angerbation 

The act of wanking where the object of fantasy is often the focus of some kind of anger, but also incredibly attractive. The wanking is made that much more pleasurable when it demeans the super hot person in your mind.

I hate my teacher with the unbridled fury of a thousand suns...but she's also fucking hot, so I'm gonna do some angerbation.

Guy 1: That bitch in the gym pissed me off.
Guy 2: Should make for some great angerbation then.

angerbation by Drew Perez January 11, 2009

Self-Analbation 

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

Self-Analbation by Johnn Doey June 14, 2010