Doesn't have a dick but is a giant one. Aliens probe him once a month. When girls talk to him he makes an awquard moaning noise and walks away like a crab on steroids. Puts his socks on his ears because he thinks he will start a trend. Ducks feed him bread crumbs. Favorite food is purple.
by Deathshadow974 May 31, 2017
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