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anal explosive 

The opposite of anal retentive - disorganized, messy, unsystematic.
It's hard to understand how the relationship could work, given the level to which Chris is anal retentive and the level to which Amy is anal explosive.
anal explosive by Bob Shmendara April 22, 2006

explosive anal cancaids 

This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.

It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.

His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.

exclusive anal 

Only for that one, special anal. Usually used as a term of "endearment".
Becky: OMG Jeremy just asked me to be his exclusive anal

Jenna: OMG BECKY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!

Explosive Anal Bead 

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.
Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!
Explosive Anal Bead by Blobino fan December 13, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004