anal expulsive 

A Freudian term for someone fixated in the anal stage of development; the ysublimate their desire to shit on everything by being critical, gossipy and slovenly. The opposite of anal retentive.

The film critic must be anal expulsive to go on and on so vehemently about the film's minor faults.

anal expulsive by mostlybored March 8, 2004

anal explosive 

The opposite of anal retentive - disorganized, messy, unsystematic.

It's hard to understand how the relationship could work, given the level to which Chris is anal retentive and the level to which Amy is anal explosive.

anal explosive by Bob Shmendara April 22, 2006

explosive anal cancaids 

This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.

It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.

Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.

His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.

explosive anal cancaids by scotshua April 4, 2008

exclusive anal 

Only for that one, special anal. Usually used as a term of "endearment".

Becky: OMG Jeremy just asked me to be his exclusive anal

Jenna: OMG BECKY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!

exclusive anal by Dumble.doubt.dat.ass January 9, 2016

Explosive Anal Bead 

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.

Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!

Explosive Anal Bead by Blobino fan December 13, 2022