anal birth 

The action of a male giving birth through their rectal cavity. This is the perfect way to give gay men what they have always wanted; a chance to use their assholes as real vaginas! The process is actually quite simple. Male recipients must first receive a uretrin transplant that is connected to their rectum. Then sperm and egg can be conceived in the womb by natural means or by artificial insemination through the anal sphincter. This way gay males can give birth while retaining their penis (obviously the best part of the male anatomy). Nine months after conception, the male will go into labor (or just take a nasty shit) and come out with a brand new member of the family.

S: oh no! i know
S: you can give anal birth!!!
(as part of S's plan to make K's heteropaternal superfecundation successful.)

anal birth by sexonabeach April 26, 2007

birth by anal bird explosion 

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

birth by anal bird explosion by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Anal Birthday 

When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.

Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants

Anal Birthday by Not So Happy Birthday March 7, 2011

birthday anal 

The day in which no matter the excuse, your girlfriend permits you the opportunity for anal sex. Fortunately for the men this is a fact!! Ref:-The laws of co-habitation, 1883- mcMiller, Brian. Book 3 chapter 4, section 69.

IE: Jeff- " hey honey guess what day it is?"

Random hot chick- "hump day?"

Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."

birthday anal by Rules of engagement December 3, 2013