ambatukam omaygot 

this man can do anything.
he won the Oscars
he got a free PS5
he blew candles at his birthday party
he always gets his vegetables every day
has his own choir

but unfortunately...
he also died in a car crash
he lived through many hardships
he almost exploded while attempting to defuse bombs

ambatukam omaygot will always be in our hearts. he had a great but sad life.

ambatukam omaygot by __________E____________ August 20, 2023

Omaygot Ambatukam 

The loving son of Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam.Omaygot decided to follow in his father’s footsteps, by joining the military to fight in the Ukrainian War. Unlike his father, Omaygot didn’t become a gay pornstar and star in thug hunter films, but instead he became a transgender pornstar. (He only changes gender when he needs to). Although he isn’t as well known as Yugonmakmibus, it is said that if you watch his porn, you bust everywhere with one stroke.

Guy 1:Hey man, I came here to tell you about Omaygot Ambatukam’s new film!
Guy 2: You fucking would huh.

Omaygot Ambatukam by Kanye_supporter5 December 11, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012