ambatukam omaygot

this man can do anything.
he won the Oscars
he got a free PS5
he blew candles at his birthday party
he always gets his vegetables every day
has his own choir

but unfortunately...
he also died in a car crash
he lived through many hardships
he almost exploded while attempting to defuse bombs

ambatukam omaygot will always be in our hearts. he had a great but sad life.

ambatukam omaygot by __________E____________ August 20, 2023

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Omaygot Ambatukam

The loving son of Yugonmakmibus Ambatukam.Omaygot decided to follow in his father’s footsteps, by joining the military to fight in the Ukrainian War. Unlike his father, Omaygot didn’t become a gay pornstar and star in thug hunter films, but instead he became a transgender pornstar. (He only changes gender when he needs to). Although he isn’t as well known as Yugonmakmibus, it is said that if you watch his porn, you bust everywhere with one stroke.

Guy 1:Hey man, I came here to tell you about Omaygot Ambatukam’s new film!
Guy 2: You fucking would huh.

Omaygot Ambatukam by Kanye_supporter5 December 11, 2023

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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