allek

when a chimp (tipically as a pet) shoves its finger in its noes and then puts the noes residue on a piece of thin sheet. meanwhile another chimp sneeks behind him and pounces on his toe nail. he then inserts the noes residue into the chips mouth and makes him moan. a couple hours later the chimp will urinate the residue out and put it into a cup and the second chimp will pour the residue onto chinese food and sneeze on it. he then eats it until he pukes. this can be a very risky procedure.

when my dog trys to allek i throw banana peels at him until he sneezes out an odoriferous odor.

by imduhbadestcheekinduhworld December 14, 2010

Alleah

Alleah is wired, funny, caring, she will always try to make u laugh shes shy but once to get to know her she great. She loves animals, shes kind but can be a bitch at times for fun when she and they know its a joke. If you need someone to talk to she will be there for you no matter what, once she loves you she wont stop. Dont let her go keep her in your life.

Person: oh hey alleah.

by XxLeahxxortegaxx March 17, 2018

Aleksa Djurić

Aleksa Djurić was a Russian Wagner mercenary who died in a horrific accident in Libya, he continues to be a source of controversy being at the center of virtually every current major disaster, war crime, and geopolitical happenings. Aleksa is said to drive a Chevy camero and is married to Taylor Swift.

Bro that's Aleksa Djruić !

Aleksa Djurić is the lion of Kosovo.

by aleksafollower November 18, 2020

Alekson

A balding, middle aged male with a protruding belly. He often engages in outdoorsy type activities like fishing and hunting. One way to determine if the person is an actual Alekson is to check his chest for Dog Tits.

That Alekson over there with the Dog Tits just caught a large fish.

by Fish Head ST8CU July 3, 2017

Aleksandra

Aleksandra a beautiful and hot girl who everyone loves, she extremely loyal to her friends and will always have an answer for everything. She’s sweet she kind she she’s beautiful inside and out, but you ain’t want to get on her bad side because in an argument she will ALWAYS WIN.

Aleksandra is so beautiful and hot!!
Aleksandra also means Tiara in another language.

I love you Aleksandra

1. Hey, have you how hot and beautiful Aleksandra is?
2. Yeah I’m so jealous of her but I’m glad to be best friends with her
1. Me to!!

by anonymous November 16, 2017

Aleksia

An angel who is perceptive, sensitive and smart. An Aleksia often sings, reads and has an amazing imagination. An Aleksia is deeply inquisitive. An Aleksia is a little shy in new crowds but soon becomes full of laughter and affection. She is usually verbose and though she is often tiny she can talk her way out of many things. An Aleksia is slight but strong and flexible. An Aleksia loves to dance and entertain. An Aleksia needs to be fed often or else she can throw screaming fits.

I love Aleksia.

by chocolatepudding123 February 3, 2010

Alekseev

A very talented Ukrainian singer, who also happens to be the most beautiful person on the planet. He sings in many genres, though recently he has been releasing a lot of romantic music. He represented Belarus in Eurovision 2018. The juries accidentally left their souls at home during the first semi-final when he performed, but that's okay. He still won more hearts than Netta. (See you at #Minsk2019 everyone!)

Alekseev is a rising star who will be known worldwide within a few years. Get ahead by checking out his music on Spotify or Youtube!!

OMG GUESS WHO IS COMING TO MY TOWN???
I don't know...?
NIKITA!
Who?
Nikita Alekseev - you know!
Oh, you mean that singer you won't shut up about?
Yes him! I will love Alekseev Forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! <3

by Я Тебя Сберегу June 12, 2018