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alhamfest 

When everyone in your crew buys a gallon or more of Alhambra drinking water just for the f*ck of it.
Rules:
1. You must have a minimum of 4 people in your crew.
2. There must be at least 1 gallon of Alhambra per each individual participating in the alhamfest.
3. You must carry the Alhambra around with you at all times.
Curtis: "Hey dudes who wants to go down to Safeway with me to have an alhamfest?"
Everyone replying in unison: "F*ck yeah!"
alhamfest by ItalianBeefcake007 March 20, 2013
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Any time spent listening to, looking at, thinking of, dreaming of, fucking-in-your-mind (or any combination of these) Adam Lambert.
"What are you doing?"
"Adamfesting"

or "having an adamfest"
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