aggrified

A confused mental state exhibited by football fans of Texas A&M, usually manifesting the Friday after Thanksgiving. Characterized by Freudian projection, self-loathing, beastiality, delusions of grandeur, envy, racial slurs, latent homophobia and uncontrollable hysteria.

Although aggy lost again to the sips and was aggrified beyond description, the 12th man found solace in Torbush, Meat Judging, rope holding and Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

by ILoveTea August 18, 2006

aggrified

To be both angry and terrified at the same time

I was so aggrified to see my expensice grand piano, plummeting towards my head.

by Laurence Rothman July 3, 2003