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adorable monologue 

When you are having a conversation with someone very close to you and at certain moment you become connected, and you know there is no more need for other words. You know what he is about to say, and he knows what you are thinking. But you become so nervous that when he looks at you, you feel the need to keep talking and he is just smiling like he has some funny comments, but actually he is just enjoying how cute you are when slightly distracted and the only one talking and talking until you realize it is one of those moments...
Mrs. Over-Elaborate and Mr. Busy were having a great time walking around the park. They were enjoying maybe the last sunny and warm autumn day of the year together while having one of those nice conversations. For all the people walking by they must have looked like a couple deeply in love and yet they were working on how to be just close friends.

After some time on a bench, they started walking again and were having troubles forming another sentence because some things are just impossible to say without a touch. Mr. Busy tried to begin but noticed she was thinking about the same and therefore did not even finish a single word and begun to look at her with flirtatious smile and Mrs. Over-Elaborate became distracted thinking there is some joke coming on her behalf and hence started talking and talking... And the more she talked the more disconcert she was. Mr. Busy continued smiling but there was no joke nor some funny comment, her adorable monologue was inspiring great affection in him...And there just couple seconds later, she realized their connection. She looked him in the eyes, and they hugged...
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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