admond

a kid with no friends and plays with fidget spinners all day

your such an admond

by jackofpete May 7, 2017

Admond

A person who is very scrawny and white. Admonds typically enjoy beat boxing and sexually molesting dogs. In their spare time, you can find Admonds in the garbadge bins of Farifield. If you ever approach an Admond, beware , as they most often contain STD's.

"hey man, did you see how ugly that girl was"
"yeah, but at least she's not an Admond"

by Superfuckedup August 27, 2018

Adondis

A bookey moving character/piece of the technology.

BRUV YOUR AN ADONDIS

by SlangCreator January 1, 2018

almond mom

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Almond Joy

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

almond tofu

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

by nekohwa March 8, 2021

almond cookie

an old cookie that everyones simps for

p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old

by anonymous November 8, 2021