A silly or credulous person who is prone to mistakes or blunders.
I walked into the wrong bathroom like a total aardvark.
by Joannis December 20, 2020
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A silly or credulous person who is prone to mistakes or blunders.
I walked into the wrong bathroom like a total aardvark.
by Zuoteng1 October 14, 2021
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If some one told you that 5+3=7 you would say no it equalls 7 you aardvark! (in a retard voice)

or

Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)
by James Barrett 12 April 29, 2008
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When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 09, 2019
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