by Joannis December 20, 2020
by Zuoteng1 October 14, 2021
If some one told you that 5+3=7 you would say no it equalls 7 you aardvark! (in a retard voice)
or
Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)
or
Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)
by James Barrett 12 April 29, 2008
by brianlafeve November 19, 2019
When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 09, 2019

