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being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed
Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!
zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008
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High out of your mind. Thunderbaked.
Just ate a weed choco I am so zorked rn
Zorked by Jms928 October 20, 2018

zookeepers delight 

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo
i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight
A beautiful, intelligent, funny and dorky girl with a mean side. Despite occasionally losing her temper and having a bit of attitude, she can be very sweet and caring when she needs to be. She's absolutely stunning and by just hearing her voice you're day will immediatly get better. Although this name may not be very common, only the best are gifted with it.
Victoria: Was that Zokeina?
Josh: Yeah, she's very beautiful
Zokeina by Jessica.Angel March 30, 2016
When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.
When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.
Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

Cincinnati Zookeeper 

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!