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A word meant to remind all to go steady or end up in the red, Go steady, so ask to not end up in the Z.
1: Hey! I'm gonna go big. All-In.
2:Go steady bro, or you'll end up going broke maybe even zroke.
Zroke by 1szetho August 28, 2020
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being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed
Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!
zooked by andrew242345 September 9, 2008
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Zroke zookeeper zooked zooker zoke zokeedokie zorked zerokem zmoke zoker
High out of your mind. Thunderbaked.
Just ate a weed choco I am so zorked rn
Zorked by Jms928 October 20, 2018

zookeepers delight 

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo
i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight
A beautiful, intelligent, funny and dorky girl with a mean side. Despite occasionally losing her temper and having a bit of attitude, she can be very sweet and caring when she needs to be. She's absolutely stunning and by just hearing her voice you're day will immediatly get better. Although this name may not be very common, only the best are gifted with it.
Victoria: Was that Zokeina?
Josh: Yeah, she's very beautiful
Zokeina by Jessica.Angel March 30, 2016
When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.
When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.
Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

Cincinnati Zookeeper 

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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