Zoldo

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The most boi boi that has ever been a boi

Man, I wanna be like Zoldo, but my addiction to Splatoon got me homeless and made my wife and kids leave me.

Zoldo's coolness blinded all the Splatoon players into a 300 second time out.

Zoldo by ForkePotato November 1, 2020

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Zoldo the Boi

The most boi boi that has ever been a boi

Man, I wanna be like Zoldo, but my addiction to Splatoon got me homeless and made my wife and kids leave me.

Zoldo's coolness blinded all the Splatoon players into a 500 second time out.

After burning his copy of Splatoon, Zoldo the Boi went on to buy Overwatch and cancel all Splatoon players.

Zoldo the Boi by ForkePotato November 3, 2020

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Killua Zoldyck

Killua Zoldyck, a character from hunter x hunter. Best friends with gon.

Killua Zoldyck, a crazy godspeed anime character from hunter x hunter. You'll most likely die fighting him.

Killua Zoldyck by Killua :p May 28, 2020

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Killua Zoldyck

The most precious character in anime idc idc

Killua Zoldyck is my favorite character!

Imagine being able to fight like Killua Zoldyck

Killua Zoldyck by hxhxhxhxhxh August 22, 2019

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Illumi Zoldyck

A hot character from Hunter X Hunter, The brother of Killua Zoldyck, Known for his famous words, CoMe hOmE kIl.

Person A: Come home kil
Person B: Are you Illumi Zoldyck
Person C: ooooOOoOOOOo gOoOooOoOon

Illumi Zoldyck by Illumizoldyckwife January 12, 2021

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Zordon

A great leader who sacrificed everything for the Power Rangers and the rest of the Universe

Had Andros kill Zordon to stop the armies of Dark Spector

Zordon by Jade anarchist the Megazord of Time November 29, 2003

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zoodohomophobephist

A zoophile, pedophile, homophobe, racist, rapist, and any other bad shit in this world.

If my kid turns out to be a zoodohomophobephist, they will wake up in a grave

zoodohomophobephist by material gworlllll March 31, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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