Zjackulate

To uncontrollably ejaculate as a result of hearing news of a fucking awesome baseball roster move.

I couldn’t help but to Zjackulate in my pants when I found out that Yuniesky Betancourt had been traded to the Kansas City Royals. For players with moving parts.

by team chemistry January 24, 2010

Jackulate

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!

by Ovinor January 14, 2011

ejackulate

another word for ejaculation to a person who has the name jackson, jack or something close to the term

hey jackson have you ejackulated yet?

by BetaKabore December 28, 2018

ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".

If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!

by QuacksO February 6, 2023