Zeluchi

A wonderful soul. Zeluchi is a rare Igbo name for a girl meaning the fear of God. Zeluchis are usually very fair, creative, good hearted, sexual and fun loving. They believe almost everyone because they think everyone is as good hearted as they are

I am a Zeluchi, I believe you
There is a Zeluchi in this design

by BZ009 February 3, 2020

Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

by Zelcher February 21, 2020

Zeulching

The act of sticking a toothpick into one’s meatus (the hole in the dick above the glands) to keep it from sealing shut. Commonly done so in a timespan of every 3 weeks for teens and young adults, but from infancy to early teenage, it is most common to poke it out once a year instead. This process also spans over a longer period of time between zeulching once a man reaches adulthood-at the age of 21-slowing down as the body has adapted to it since then.
However, if a man misses this ceremonial process, they either have to get a surgery, or are sent to the ER, as it is practically lethal.

Zeulching refers to the Latin words for Cock and Hole.

Johnny:Bro… I missed my Zeulching sesh.

Bryant:ur fucked bro haha ur dead like actually

by lilcummers March 11, 2024

ZELCHING

zelching is when a bunch of homosexual sn0gang members collectively drain each other with buttplugs, anal beeds, dildos, etc. the action also need to have any novagang song playing in the background.

person 1 "hey man are you down for zelching tonight?"
person 2 "fuck no miss me with that gay shit pussy"

by god save us March 23, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she gave me a nasty zelching
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024

Zelching

When you lick 10 zyns and place them on your dick, and have someone give you a blowjob.

Josh: Yo you remember that girl i picked up last friday, she was zelching me all night long
Jake: What flavor were the zyns dawg

by barbecue jim beams March 29, 2024

Zelching

When you put your girls toes in your mouth and swing her in a circle while jacking off. Any girl who would want this is definitely not the girl you want to do anything with.

“Dude she let me pull a Zelching on her!”
“How much did she cost?”

by Not Ashton Molloy May 1, 2024