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A marijuana cigarette smoked before bed to induce sleep.

A bastardization of "Zzzzz's" and "Reefer"... Like a Zeefer...Zeef for short...
My ambien wouldn't kick in, so I smoked a Zeef and dozed off quick.
Zeef by GaGa's Dentist October 5, 2010
Words you can keep
to eliminate or dispose of - possibly by destruction.
When Horace learned his cat was peeing on the rug, he zeefed it.

or

Sergeant Witmann zeefed 27 Iraqi tanks with his M1.
zeef by Slybird August 30, 2007
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Alien slang for having sex
Hey babe wanna Zeef back on Venus?

We can go to Mars and get our Zeef on
Zeef by Mr Mxyzptlk April 18, 2020

ZeeFixesArt 

An SJW artist on twitter who "fixes" anime characters by turning them into a fatter and dark version of the original design, because of them fixing art it gains controversy. Sometimes they threatened the people a certain anime like Jojo (which is now they victimize) and Touhou which makes them a possible troll
People: Ahh shit ZeeFixesArt once again "diversify" a Japanese into a fatter and dark version of them even though she is damn Japanese!

People who are a fan of that anime character: Shit they threatened us that they will draw our waifus as a tree stumps
ZeeFixesArt by LawyerOp September 22, 2020

ZeeFixesArt 

An SJW artist on twitter who "fixes" anime characters by turning them into a fatter and dark version of the original design, because of them fixing art it gains controversy. Sometimes they threatened the people a certain anime like Jojo (which is now they victimize) and Touhou which makes them a possible troll
People: Ahh shit ZeeFixesArt once again "diversify" a Japanese into a fatter and dark version of them even though she is damn Japanese!

People who are a fan of that anime character: Shit they threatened us that they will draw our waifus as a tree stumps
ZeeFixesArt by LawyerOp September 22, 2020

ZeeFixesArt 

An SJW artist on twitter who "fixes" anime characters by turning them into a fatter and dark version of the original design, because of them fixing art it gains controversy. Sometimes they threatened the people a certain anime like Jojo (which is now they victimize) and Touhou which makes them a possible troll
People: Ahh shit ZeeFixesArt once again "diversify" a Japanese into a fatter and dark version of them even though she is damn Japanese!

People who are a fan of that anime character: Shit they threatened us that they will draw our waifus as a tree stumps
ZeeFixesArt by LawyerOp September 22, 2020
A really cool sounding surname. Has Dutch origins, although most Zeefals are found in Suriname (look it up on Google maps). Zeefals are highly intelligent people who tend to be a bit proud and have a bit of a temper.
Oh hey guys, I’m Tyra Zeefal
Zeefal by Zuri Davids January 31, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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