Co-worker 1: I just posted something about that fat bitch we work with.
Co-worker 2: Not only is that ridiculously offensive, but it also is racist. If she finds out, there could be serious problems.
Co-worker 1: Uh oh, I cannot delete that post.
Co-worker 2: Dude, that's another zeboppenheim.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz