zebcock 

"Oh, dear", "oh my goodness", "OMG", "Woooooooow", etc.

An exclamatory term used in situations of disbelief, shock, or reasoning. Typically used moments before verbally destroying a bully and their bullying ways. Ten points of the person actually has the word "zeb" or "cock" anywhere in their name.

"Oh, Zebcock."

zebcock by Zebcock-1 February 8, 2017

stiffen zeecock 

boner; erection you get after watching porn for 9 hours

I had a stiffen zeecock from teh buttsekz!1!11!

stiffen zeecock by Boxxcarr September 8, 2003

zabcock 

the most extreme week long std you’ll ever get, if you think you’re gonna get better, you won’t. You’re probably gonna die. It’s that’s lethal and that deadly. call you mom, call your dad and tell them you love them cause your time on earth is done. also your dick will probably fall off as a side affect.

omg I’m so sick, I think I caught the zabcock!

zabcock by gvargas May 10, 2022