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yossarian 

The protagonist of Joesepth Heller's novel Catch-22. He was a bombardier in a squadron based out of a small, semi-fictional island south of Italy. He was concearned with leaving the war alive from which he could not be dismissed, and could never finish the number of required missions. He believed that all of the other men were crazy, as they seemed not only unconcearned with death, but also generally acted neurotic, and everyone thought he was crazy in turn. Yossarian was one of the few of the characters in the novel to actually survive.
Yossarian? What kind of name is Yossarian?

It's Yossarian's name, sir.
yossarian by anon November 4, 2004
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An amazing person who tells everything STRAIGHT UP. Her name may be rare and unknown, but a Yojari is the complete oppisite. You would have to know or hear about her if there is a Yojari near you, positive AND negative things. Some may call her a 'bitch' cause she says it how it is, but thats also a trait that people love about her. She is slow at times and has her blonde moments, but you gotta love her. She has a natural beauty, and is gorgeous without make-up but its a plus if she does have make-up.
My sister's name is Yojari, and I believe this is what a Yojari is.
Yojari by Birdmanzack May 13, 2011

Yossarian 

Three piece post-rock/instrumental band from Memphis, TN. They are amazing and extremely talented. Kilian on guitar, Alyosha on bass, and Tim on drums. They've been a band for the past four years with one album to date and one in the works
memphian hipster: hey man you going to the yossarian show tonight at Minglewood?

female memphian hipster: yeah, they're totally sound!
Yossarian by haysw June 29, 2010
A brown coloured piece of candy.
His sweetness is always underrated, as it literally explodes when inserted in the mouth.
Yosri is also known as a daily cherry popper.
Wow! I didn't know that Yosri was so sweet!
yosri by henkkke June 2, 2014
An AMAZING girl. She is very loyal and kind.But dont get her upset because it will not end well. She is very sweet and her beautiful brown eyes and hair can make anyone fall in love in the blink of an eye. A Yomaris most likely has a big butt. If she ever becomes a mother, she will be an awesome mom. Whomever becomes her child is really lucky and should really appreciate her. Also who ever becomes her loved one must be gratefull. If you ever meet a Yomaris make sure that u NEVER EVER lose her.
I love my mom; Yomaris; so much. I am so glad that she is my mother.
Yomaris by LifeIsLovely January 30, 2019
A female who can be like a best friend. He doesn’t care what people say and all the girls hit on him. And soon he will find the girl of his dreams.
Jane- Yoari is my type of guy.
yoari by Angela Martin May 10, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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