Yogret 

When you decide to eat yogurt but halfway through to decide you no longer wish to eat the yogurt and you experience regret. Yogret can be caused by either a dislike for the taste or texture or if the portion size is too large.

I had yogret for breakfast.

Yogret by liinabeaner September 21, 2019

yoglett 

A very insulting insult used by highly intellectual person(s). This insult may be too powerful and could destroy someone in one single blow. This word should only be used by only people capable to endure the pain of being called a "yoglett"

Friend: you're such a yoglett

Friend #2: how could you *dies*

yoglett by Simply Swag March 5, 2018

yogre 

Any man that goes to a Yoga class with the motive of meeting women or getting some action.

Hana: That Dirk, he's a real Yogre...
Andrea: He was totally staring at me whilst I was in the downward dog. What a creep!

yogre by BigStevie January 7, 2011

yogeeta 

Super cool mom, up for any adventure, loyal to the end, awesome friend

With Yogeeta as your friend, you'll never want for loyalty.

yogeeta by BayliesBro September 17, 2017

yogrut 

the real word for yogurt. used only by extremely cool kids.

loser: "hey man wanna go get some yogurt?"
cool kid: "nah i wanna get some yogrut!"
loser: "for sure! nice idea!"

yogrut by ilovepoopy July 8, 2010

yoglette 

A infantile yogurt, usually flavored strawberry or vanilla, and rarely blueberry or boston cream pie. A yoglette's life-span is usually between 1-2 days before fully maturing into an adult yogurt. Your yoglette may decide ti become a Go-Gurt , in which case they will need to be removed by the Y.A.P. (yogurt affiliated police.)

If you notice that some of the "yogurts" in your refrigerator are acting childish a firm spanking may be required.

When factory workers get frisky they make a new batch of yogurts. Now your yogurt as a yoglette may either be a yogurl or a yoguy.

Whenever choosing a yoglette from the store it is important to remember that all yoglettes are individuals and shall not be discriminated against. A chocolate yoglette is just as if not more entitled as a vanilla yoglette.

Many yoglettes and yogurts out there believe that they are the aeryan race among dairy products. Now as such, if a yoglette or yogurt feels that they are not the most frequented dairy in your fridge they may imprison other dairy products and attempt to spoil them.

Yoglettes and yogurts are not so different and feel that they should be classified under one group name, "Yo-Kin", and making a joke like , "I'm just Yo-Kin with you." Will deeply offend the Yo-Kin race and will not be tolerated, as such next time you try to ingest a Yo-Kin they may begin to call all humans misogynistic pigs, and will start a campaign in your neighborhood, that is already widely known as "Yog lives matter."

That yoglette is misbehaving it better grow up soon.

Yoglettes are tastier than other yogurts.

I love my baby yoglettes.

yoglette by bILBOY32 August 8, 2016

Yogrit 

The pulpy, gritty, membranous, nasty stuff combined with the "fruit at the bottom" in the cheapest of all yogurts.

Mona: how come you didn't finish your yogurt
Lisa: last time i'm buying that cheap crap - too much yogrit and not enuf fruit!

Yogrit by smitten one May 14, 2014