Yobamo 

Yobamo is a religion started by two intellectuals. Followers of the religion are called yobamos and they follow the ten commandments, the yoath and the yoble. It includes an on-sight kill list, a uniform policy, regular routines, rituals and meetings and a diet. t's and c's apply.

Yobamo will make you your most average self.

Yobamo by anonymous March 1, 2021

Yobama

A powerful hypnotic mystical being capable of great things.

Praise Yobama!

Yobama by WhoWantsCoffee? December 22, 2018

Yobama

the mix of former President Barack Obama and Yoda from Star Wars.

Yobama, my lord and savior... poured his milk before the cereal, and now we shall never speak of him again.

Yobama by MR.STARKIDON'TFEELSOGOOD December 27, 2018

Yobama

Yobama the god of all gods. The sexiest creature to ever walk the earth. Your friends will tell you he isn't real but have faith! Have faith in the almighty Yobama for he has saved us all YOBAMA IS REALLL!......what the fuck am I doing with my life at this point.

Yobama.... no idea just use it whenever say some stupid shit act like a total nutcase and boom it's beautiful

Yobama by Dish_Soap December 23, 2018

Yobama

Yoda + Barack Obama = yobama

Yobama was brutally raped

Yobama by Crabby g December 9, 2018

yogamom 

A wealthy, always liberal mother who believes in eating organic foods and usually has two or more children.

She likes wearing tribal-themed wood necklaces from places in Africa that she donated charity to, and tends to have a very earthy color palette pertaining to fashion. She doesn't have to do yoga, but likes to engage in activities like gardening, working in the community, and driving her very big car to various other stay-at-home yogamom's houses.

Yogamom is also very self-righteous and secretly despises other people who don't take part in the activities mentioned above. Yogamom is a hippie, but is not hip.

When using the word "Yogamom" one must never add articles such as "a" or "the". It's just yogamom.

Ex:
Giving her children Luna bars and eco-water bottles in her car, Lisa had turned into yogamom.

yogamom by 45dc6787gb November 14, 2011

Yobmobile 

A vehicle, normally a car, which is the normal mode of transport for a yob/hoody/chav/boyracer (ie male under 21).
A yobmobile is normally a Saxo, 106, Clio, Nova, Corsa or some other small car with a huge array of add ons, massive bodykits, a stupendously loud stereo (usually played LOUD with the blacked out windows down)
It will normally have a Really LOUD exhaust with a HUGE chromed/flared Tailpipe. It will usually be fitted with blue LED's, Induction Filter and Always will have super shiny Alloys.
It is usually driven at night at excessive speeds round most council estates, town centres, Retail park car parks and can often be seen being pursued by the Police.
Most yobmobiles will not be insured or have any road tax either, as the owner will spend all his money on the car's appearance

Look at that yobmobile doing handbrake turns over on Tesco's car park, must be costing a fortune in tyres!

Yobmobile by stevie-J August 20, 2007